I was just going to take some simple cellphone snaps of my bonsai trees - honest.
Seems that one of the things they don't tell you is that after 20 years as a photographer, you just can't help yourself.
Half an hour later the first subject is dusted and polished and the shot is set up - Profoto lights and all.
I'll bet this is the only iPhone ever mounted on a +R20000 tripod setup.